|"Chuck Norris was here" - car dent|
Today marks Chuck Norris'71st birthday and what better way to celebrate than by posting images of why he's known to be such a monumental bad ass. For those unaware of who Norris is, he's been recognized as a fighting machine, American martial artist and actor. Take a look at our favorite video:
Chuck Norris vs. Bear
|"I don't need a weapon, I am one" - Chuck Norris|
|"When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you." - Chuck Norris|
|"Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits."|
|"Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill"|
|"Chuck Norris: Roundhouse Kicking the animal kingdom into submission since 1940"|
|"Chuck Norris: So tough he just scared away color."|
Now, you can follow Norris' personal code of conduct courtesy of his own creation: Chun Kuk Do
1. I will develop myself to the maximum of my potential in all ways.
2. I will forget the mistakes of the past and press on to greater achievements.
3. I will continually work at developing love, happiness and loyalty in my family.
4. I will look for the good in all people and make them feel worthwhile.
5. If I have nothing good to say about a person, I will say nothing.
6. I will always be as enthusiastic about the success of others as I am about my own.
7. I will maintain an attitude of open-mindedness.
8. I will maintain respect for those in authority and demonstrate this respect at all times.
9. I will always remain loyal to my God, my country, family and my friends.
10. I will remain highly goal-oriented throughout my life because that positive attitude helps my family, my country and myself.
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