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DOOMTREE Reps Wings and Teeth at The Troubadour Feb 2 on No Kings Tour

DOOMTREE is the collective name for seven solo artists: Lazerbeak, Dessa, SIMS, POS, Paper Tiger, Cecil Otter, and Mike Mictlan. Each is an independent and starkly contrasting artist to all the others.

CML Studios' Red Carpet Anniversary Party @ Eden Nightclub

Los Angelenos celebrated with Carlos Leon, Studio Head of CML this past Saturday at Eden Nightclub in Hollywood. Tag yourself in our photos!

Live Review: San Diego's FLUXX Club Offers Fun-Filled Sweet Shoppe Entertainment

Over Thanksgiving weekend, we took a break from our usual Hollywood/L.A. club scene and headed down to San Diego’s FLUXX on Saturday for our friend’s birthday. Upon arrival, we were welcomed by Sweet Shoppe décor reminiscent of Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory, except more colorful with a dash of playful...

Live Review: Sold Out Empire of the Sun Concert at Club Nokia

Empire of the Sun fans flocked in droves to the sold out Club Nokia venue in Los Angeles last week. Disarray Magazine awarded lucky winners: Shad Hernandez, Stephen Grossman and Ven Velasco with tickets to the sold out show, which was filled with elaborate, theatrical costumes consisting of face makeup, masks, capes, head gear and even guitars that lit up.

Exclusive Interview: Phil Varone Talks Sex Tapes, Politics and Rock n Roll

Outspoken rockstar drummer Phil Varone, who's had sex with thousands of women while playing drums for Saigon Kick and Skid Row, discusses his comedy tour, politics and immortalizing his penis with the Phildo.

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Matthew Zeltzer Takes a Few Minutes for an Exclusive Interview with Disarray Magazine

Zeltzer talks about his new album “Desert Tortoise,” his writing process, and his philanthropic endeavor with this album


Matthew Zeltzer is a 25-year old singer/songwriter, but don’t tell him that. He doesn’t like getting pigeonholed. He has worked on an organic farm in France, he’s toured the country, visited musical Meccas like Nashville, and all the while has gathered experiences to fuel the fire in his belly for music. Showing modern day trailblazer wisdom, he writes and performs what he loves and gets his fulfillment from just the joy of performing. On his second album, Desert Tortoise, this comes out more than ever.

Currently a Ventura County resident, he’s also lived in the NW, where he attended college. Matthew seems to live life through experiences, not by milestones. This might be a quality you’d ask in a friend, but you’ll like it in his music, too. He is a genuine singer, and an honest writer. His music breaks genres apart. He doesn’t want people to worry about what it is they’re listening to, he just appreciates a person who is really listening and not getting bogged down in the label. Check his Bandcamp account and you’ll see tags of roots-rock, folk, singer-songwriter, indie, rock, soul, ryan adams, Wilco, and blues; honestly, a variety of only loosely fitting hats he wears, but I guess you’ve gotta put a word to it.

Check out our interview (below) to get to know Matthew and his brand of music a little better. Don’t forget to visit mattzeltzer.bandcamp.com to listen to some tracks and to download the album, or just buy it from him at a show on his tour coming to a town near you, like in LA at Genghis Cohen, October 13th.

DM: Desert Tortoise is your second release after “Scrapwood Balladry.” Where have you come as an artist since your first release? What does this album have that you love or are particularly proud of?

Matt: Pedal Steel! (Laughs). Scrapwood Balladry was my first experience producing an album with a full band sound. Before that, I recorded a few acoustic demos, which I have since buried. I think less than 50 people have those early demos. With Scrapwood, I was hell bent on using old recording tricks to create a vibe. I had been gigging as a songwriter for less than a year at the time, and I didn’t even have a band. I just had some friends get together and we recorded it in a home studio in Portland. Since Scrapwood, I have put together a few bands, gigged constantly, and made a effort to listen to a ton of music- whether on CD, vinyl, or on trips to Nashville, Memphis, and Mississippi. For me, it has been a matter of osmosis. The more I play, the more I know I can do, and the more music I listen to, the more musicians I talk to- whether they make jump blues in Holly Springs Mississippi, or play percussion in France- the more I take in and try to absorb. As far as genres, I feel like this album is really different. Scrapwood was really rooted in a folk and blues idiom, and I sort of burned out on that. I’m trying to work on bringing together a lot of genres in a way that the listener doesn’t know what they are listening to.


DM: In your EPK you mention that “Grecian Isle” ‘revealed itself’ to you? Is that how songs come? Do you sit and create or do they come on like a dream and you just go with the flow of the inspiration?

Matt: That’s a good question. Songs like Grecian Isle, Murder Pays It Forward, and Delilah came to me in a matter of minutes, while others like Run Me Over and Portrait developed over time. Every song needs inspiration to be written- sometimes I don’t know what that is. I could be walking, and start humming a tune, at which point I pull out my cell phone and sing the song into the recorder. It’s really a great way to appear crazy. With Portrait, I wrote most of the lyrics one evening last summer, while I was on tour as a guitarist for a country singer. I kept reworking the words and adding parts through the fall and winter. I ended up rewriting the second and thirds verses, and I was still tightening up lines the day before we recorded vocals.

(If I’m in a better location, I will just write the song in a matter of minutes. In the case of Grecian Isle, I was on a flight (window seat) leaving Barcelona, heading to Tel Aviv. The flight left at 5:30 in the morning, and being that I was leaving Barcelona, I had been up all night. My hope was that I would finally be able to get some shut eye, but...)

DM: You’ve got some heavy hitters associated with this album: Joe Baugh, Sam Bolle, Bill Flores, and Chris Stites. With a project like this, do you know these guys personally and just call them up? How did you assemble such a top-tier crew to make Desert Tortoise happen?

Matt: I’ve known Joe for years, and we have always talked about our favorite records. For the past three years we have tried to find the time to work on a project, but each time it seemed like it wasn’t right- either I didn’t have the songs I wanted to record, or Joe was busy recording. I finally realized I had to book the guy 6 months in advance and bombard him with text messages. Once we got going, Joe and I worked out the songs with acoustic guitars and talked about instrumentation. He and Sam both work with Bill in another band, so the three of them were an obvious fit. Sam and Joe have worked together in at least 5 bands over just the last four years, so they lock in really well.

Chris and I went to elementary school together, and recently reconnected and began jamming. He has literally been playing drums since before 4th grade. We started playing music together a couple of years ago. He’s off at Berkley studying jazz percussion and creative writing, so we only get to play a few times a year.


DM: Give us a little background to Matthew Zeltzer? Where did you grow up? I know you’ve made frequent trips to Memphis, Nashville, the Mississippi Delta, and spent five years in the Pacific NW (my old stomping grounds). What has being in these places left on you? Do you take a little bit of a place with ya when you leave?

Matt: I was born in Santa Monica, but mostly grew up in Ventura County. I left for Portland in 2005 to go to school, and ended up taking time off to play music. I graduated from Reed College in 2010, moved back to Ventura planning on spending the summer at home, and I haven’t left since. I’ve also done a lot of travelling- I call it musical tourism. I’ve spent a lot of time listening to music in bars and juke joints in Nashville, Memphis, and Mississippi. Those trips have really helped me find my musical community, seeing where I fit in this long tradition of songwriters. I grew up isolated from any musical tradition. For me, music was something you listened to on a tape or heard on the radio. Living in Portland and traveling through the South made me see how important music is in people’s lives. In Tennessee and Mississippi, music is in integral part of culture. I feel like the west coast represents change. People moved here to escape their past, and the consequence of that is we have lost a lot of our tradition. In Mississippi and Tennessee, music is still a living breathing aspect of culture. Everyone plays music. What I experienced was that people want to hear your voice, not you pretending to be someone else. In other words, because making music is so common place there, the boundaries of it are fluid. People don’t get bogged down by genres and other limitations.

DM: Ventura is lovingly known as Ventucky to those in the know. Does this place support the alt-country, roots-folk kind of sound you have? Is this the right place for you at the right time in your career?


Matt: To me, Ventura is a great base. I can get a burrito without having to worry about what I’m wearing. I couldn’t do that in New York. I’d have to look cool to get pizza. Ventura is a great place to record. It costs less than LA, but we have real top notch studio musicians. As for performing, with a town as small as Ventura, you really can’t make a living as a songwriter. You have to be playing in LA, in San Diego, and San Francisco, etc, if you want to make a living. Either that or consign yourself to playing covers in restaurants. It is like that in pretty much any town. If you aren’t playing out of town, you are going to have to keep your day job. It is different for people like Joe and Sam, because they can play in 4 or 5 bands. But Sam is out of town half the year on tour, and Joe is busy recording and teaching as well. So you really have to be multitasking.

As for the venues, I think Ventura is blessed with a few venues and bookers that really know how to put great shows together. I think a lot of people underestimate music fans. People these days listen to music of all genres. You see the same kids dancing whether Emy Reynolds is playing [local indie folk songwriter] or its The Fucking Wrath. People are versatile. But I really don’t think there is much of a scene for roots rock- I tend to get pigeonholed into the singer/songwriter group as a solo act, or I get called blues- neither of which I’m comfortable with.

DM: You have toured as a solo act. When it is just you and a guitar, do you think the album is done justice compared to when it is just you on a stage?

Matt: I really enjoy playing solo. It gives me the freedom to do whatever I want, and not worry about anybody else following along. I also like traveling solo because it gives me lots of time to think. I know that the album can’t really be done when I am playing as a solo act, but when I play the songs in that order as I have been doing lately, it still feels like the same trajectory of emotion is there. Playing solo is a totally different feeling than playing with a band. Aside from just being louder and being able to work out arrangements and feed off one another, there really is a camaraderie that happens with a good band, in knowing that you are all in it together. At the CD release show this Friday at Zoey’s, I will be playing with a full band.

DM: With all the years you’ve been grinding out your music and developing your skills as a songwriter and performer, how have you been able to break through those moments where maybe you question whether you’re just spinning your wheels? What has comforted you when you might have been down in the dumps along your journey?

Matt: I think I used to get really down, when putting a band together proved difficult, or I wasn’t getting the gigs I wanted. And I still get down. Sometimes, I go for months and can’t even write a song. But now I try not to dwell on it. If I’m not writing, I try to focus on gigging, or discovering more music. Having good friends really helps. I recently got an email from a fan in Seattle who told me how much some of my songs have helped him cope with difficulties in his life. This has happened a few times, and at first it tripped me out, but for me, the creative process is mostly a healing process, so if I am healing myself by writing music, I can see how others would get a similar feeling from listening to it. It is amazing how the human spirit works in that way.

DM: You mentioned that after you write a song, that there is a small tinge of fear that it might be your last. Where do these songs come from? Do you really fear that you might eventually find the bottom of the bag and turn it inside out to find no more words?

Matt: This happens pretty much every time I write a song. There is both a feeling of satisfaction and total loss, if I think it is a good song. It really comes down to input and output. Songs come from experience for me, and if my life gets boring I have nothing to write about. I need to be traveling, having interesting conversations, and unique experiences. It can be like a looking glass. The more I work on taking in experiences, the more details I notice, and that all goes into writing. It is sad that a lot of people are on autopilot these days, just getting in their car, going to work, coming home, watching TV or sitting on facebook, and really missing out on the joys and sorrows of life. I really don’t think they are reading this.

DM: For my curiosity: I have always wanted to ask a musician if your love of music has changed over the years? As a person who can’t play even a slide whistle, when I listen to music, it is on par with watching a magician pull a rabbit from a hat. For you, a magician in your own right, do you still have that magical love for music you listen to, or are you analyzing and judging the trick from a more mechanical direction? Is it still magic to you?

Matt: I’m really glad you asked me this. Over the years I’ve met a ton of musicians and songwriters. Some of them seem tired all the time, like they’ve been working too hard. I get it. It is a constant struggle to make a living. I decided a long time ago that I am going to play exactly what I want and record songs the way I want to, and people can like it, or press the skip button. The whole point of playing music is to do what you love. In the words of Levon Helm, “I ain’t in it for my health.” Once you start compromising your integrity or playing things for the wrong reasons, you might as well quit and get a day job. I find that a lot of these tired musicians are putting the cart before the horse. They start writing a song and immediately edit it for commercial appeal. There is a lot of pressure as a songwriter to write a hit, but my philosophy is to write first and market it later. I want to be doing this when I am 60, and what is a pop hit today, probably won’t be cool in 40 years. I’m better off focusing on making the music I want to, and hoping some people catch on.

After spending a lot of time in the studio, you start to notice all the little details in music- how the acoustic guitar player is linking up with the drummer and where the bass player is laying his line, how high up the vocals are in the mix. For me, this really just increases the magic, because I’ve started to notice what goes into making a great record great. For me, listening to Buddy Holly on tape as a kid was magic. I’ve had times when I’m playing- either in a concert or just writing a song- where I feel completely in tune with what is happening. I feel like I am totally isolated from everything around me, and honed in on exactly what I am doing, and at the same time I know exactly what is happening in every corner of the room. I think those transcendent moments are the reason why musicians keep playing, despite all the odds of making a living and the difficulty of leading a normal life.

DM: How long has Desert Tortoise been rolling around in your head? Why now? Are you one to create and just wait until you have the best material for an album, no matter the timeline? Or was it just time to put out a new album?

Matt: I’m not really a songwriting machine. I have friends who can turn out 50 or more songs per year. I would love to get to that point, but only if the songs were good. I might even get burned out on writing and just get bored if I wrote that much, but some of these guys can turn out good song after good song, and it kills me. I’m more of an incubator. I stew on something for months and it just builds up until one day, bam, a song pops out. For me, it was really time to put out a new album. I’ve wanted to make a new record ever since I finished “Scrapwood Balladry.” By the time I finished that I already had another group of songs. What it really comes down to is just that— a group of songs. I could write 5 or 10 songs, but only a few of them fit together. “Run Me Over” is really the exception on Desert Tortoise, but I feel like the rest all fit together really well. I guess that is the trick- making songs that fit, but don’t all sound the same.

DM: Is Desert Tortoise everything you hoped it would be when it came together in your mind?


Matt: Every time I put a band together, write a song, or record an album or a song, there is always a specific sound I am looking for. By the time I finish, the final product is always a little different from what I am trying to capture. I think that is part of the magic— when you give 5 or 6 people a chance to add their character to your song, they each put a new spin on it, and it doesn’t matter how much direction you give them, their personality will shine through in some way.

I’m really proud of the work that we did on Desert Tortoise. I really can’t give enough thanks to Joe Baugh, Miles Ferrell (who engineered it), Sam Bolle, Chris Stites, Bill Flores, and all my friends who sang backup- Cindy Kalmenson, Laura Jean Binkley, Mark Iris, and Hunter Paye. They are all fantastic songwriters and I’m glad they were able to help. This album really couldn’t have been what it is without the work that everyone, especially Joe, put into it.


DM: I also see that you’re a philanthropist this early in your career. At 25, you’re donating a portion of the proceeds from the album to establish a scholarship fund to promote education in agriculture. Tell us about this and why you’d do such a thing so early in your career? Most musicians and artists wait until they are millionaires to do such a thing?


Matt: Right around when I started to do solo gigs, I began to make friends with a lot of people in the real food movement. It began with a meal at a friend’s farm that had been in the family for over 100 years. When I moved to Ventura, I made friends with some folks who turned me on to permaculture. Last fall, I spent a month working on an organic farm in France. Being on the farm, and miles away from any village, without transportation really helped me to slow down my thinking and rediscover my creative process. That experience helped me writing some of the songs on this album, but more than that, it helped me congeal how I wanted the album to sound, and made me realize how I wanted to structure it. One of the things I did on the farm was turn off my iPod. I decided not to listen to any music. Within a day, songs started pouring out of me, and it kept up that way until I returned to the states. That is part of why I’m getting involved with agricultural education.

When I was in school, I felt like the classes I was taking didn’t relate to my life. I loved reading, but not for classes, and I have always enjoyed history, but the history taught in school is dry and biased. I think the primary failure of the public school system is that it has lost contact with what kids are interested in. I’m hoping that there are a couple of kids out there who want to learn about where our food comes from.

With part of the profits from this album, I am creating a scholarship at Rio Mesa High School, my alma mater, that will fund underprivileged students so that they can work in unpaid internships on organic farms. There are many students that spend their summer breaks working to help their families, and this leaves them without the chance to take advantage of career boosting opportunities. By engaging students in hands on activities, I hope to help them rediscover a love of learning.

DM: So what is next for Matthew Zeltzer? Where can your fans see you soon? LA? Ventura? Anywhere else?


Matt: I am releasing “Desert Tortoise” at Zoey’s Café in Ventura on Friday, September 30th. We will be performing Desert Tortoise, as a full band, from start to stop with no breaks between songs. My next gig after that is on October 13th at Genghis Cohen in L.A. This show will be a kickoff to a national tour that will go until Thanksgiving.

For more information, visit:
mattzeltzer.bandcamp.com 



About the Author

Wesley Bauman, author of Doggy Paddling in the Deep End, is a writer/photojournalist originally from Oregon who makes his home in Ventura, CA. He's contributed to the VCReporter and maintains an active blog (http://projectpoppycock.com/) where he writes on political and social satire regularly. Follow Wesley on Twitter @myownfalseidol

L.A.'s Halloween Interactive Haunted Play DELUSION to Open October 19


If you're looking for a Halloween event that combines interactive theater, stunt work and dramatic storytelling,  check out DELUSION. The Haunted Play, an explosive fear-inducing mix of dynamic stunt sequences and gripping storytelling, is sure to disturb everyone's mind. Doors open October 19 and will continue until the end of the month, taking place in historic West Adams near downtown Los Angeles.

The brainchild of the event is Hollywood action star Jon Braver, who brings the event to life with chilling, realistic special effects. Combining elements from suspense classics such as The Shining and Aliens, attendees will become part of the story, interact and engage in the experience.

Jon Braver
“I am thrilled to bring a completely different Halloween experience to Los Angeles this fall,” says DELUSION creator Jon Braver, “Haunted houses have become staples to the Halloween tradition but it’s time to shake things up and put old fashioned scare tactics to the test. DELUSION re-imagines and redefines the horror experience with an innovative blend of theatrics and action in a live performance that has never been done before.”

Check out the event's trailer:


About the Location:
DELUSION takes place in a historic turn-of-the-century mansion in the Los Angeles West Adams district. The captivating 106 year old building has been home to Hollywood horror movie classics such as Rob Zombie’s Halloween and more.

For more information and to purchase tickets, visit www.hauntedplay.com



About the Author

Formerly an editor and writer at Citysearch, The Examiner, LA Youth Newspaper and proofreader at The Los Angeles Daily News, Christy Buena decided to start Disarray Magazine because she missed writing what she wanted. From hiring writers, to contacting publicists and making assignments, Christy is responsible for the editorial strategy of Disarray Magazine.

Questions, comments or suggestions?

Contact Christy@disarraymagazine.com
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Friday, September 23, 2011

Music Festival-at-Sea to Feature Weezer, Dinosaur Jr. and Special Guests January 2012


The Weezer Cruise, curated by Grammy® Award-winning group Weezer, sets sail this January 19-23, 2012, going from Miami to an “island in the sun,” Cozumel, Mexico. The music festival-at-sea, which features Dinosaur Jr., Sebadoh, Gene Ween and Dave Dreiwitz, Wavves, The Antlers, Yuck, Free Energy, Boom Bip, J. Mascis, Lou Barlow, Keepaway, Ozma, The Nervous Wreckords, The Knocks, Sleeper Agent, and Yacht Rock Revue, has announced the first batch of onboard activities and more special pricing options.


To celebrate the upcoming Cruise, Weezer created this Love Boat parody video:


Besides checking out the performances on four stages through the day and night aboard the Carnival Destiny, cruisers will also get a rare chance to see their favorite musicians off-stage as well. Weezer’s Rivers Cuomo is set to do a reading from the Pinkerton Diaries. Brian Bell will host p.j.s and robes “Movie Night,” Pat Wilson will host a shuffleboard tournament, and Scott Shriner will lead couples through wedding vow renewals. Attendees can also participate in fun themed activities such as an “Ugly Sweater Night,” “Weezer Karaoke,” and more. For those feeling a little more competitive, there will be bingo, “Weezer Team Trivia,” a cannonball and belly-flop contest, plus a flip cup tournament. Weezer will also hold a Q&A session. A continually updated list of cruise activities can be found at http://www.theweezercruise.com/event/onboard/.

Between the many shows taking place on the four stages around the ship, Weezer fans will have the opportunity to see the band play both The Blue Album and Pinkerton in their entirety. If that’s not enough, attendees will be able to vote on songs they will hear. Already appearing in the rarities set, Weezer will for the first time ever play the song “Tragic Girl” and, for the first time since 1997, play “Mykel and Carli.” As a thank you for all those onboard for coming, all attendees will get their photos taken with Weezer during the cruise.

When not rocking out, enjoying one of the myriad of themed events, or going on “pub crawls,” fans can take in the ship’s amenities like a massage in the spa, riding the water slide, or ordering from the 24-hour free room service menu. After a day-and-a-half at sea, guests have the option of spending their Saturday soaking up the sun on Cozumel’s beaches before returning to sailing the Caribbean for more music and fun.

Based on fan feedback, Weezer and their cruise partner, Sixthman, have set up special 4-pack pricing. Now, fans and their three closest friends (or family members) can jump onboard for a price of just $499 per person. Click here (http://www.theweezercruise.com/prices/) for more detailed pricing information. All that is needed is $299 at the time of booking to join the biggest Weezer party the seven seas have ever seen. Due to popular demand for single rooms, Sixthman has introduced the “Independent Traveler Program.” For more details, visit http://www.sixthman.net/about/itp.


What do you think? Would you go on this cruise? Let us know in the comments section! 


Thursday, September 22, 2011

Astronautalis Takes a Moment for an Exclusive Interview Only Days Before The Start of His US Tour


Astronautalis is not a name you’re familiar with, of this I can be fairly sure. He isn’t blowing up the charts, except maybe on iTunes, but he is out there on the road and in the studio bending genres and delivering powerful music every time out of the gate.

Last week he released This is Our Science for his furiously loyal fan base, which he accumulated over seven years and more than 500,000 miles worth of touring. This latest album is transcendent in its genres he uses to tell his personal and oft time autobiographical stories. From the very first track, “The River, The Woods,” you are taken on a journey spanning two and a half years and is the accumulation of decades of stories and life lessons.

Astronautalis, Andy Bothwell by name, is as much a hip-hop artist as he is a story teller from a long line of story tellers that accumulated enough interesting life stories worth telling. He flirts and even consummates a relationship with pop music in a few tracks, but when you get to Thomas Jefferson or Holy Water, you know that there is so much to be found in the tracks laid down on Science.

A son of the south, an adopted son of Florida, Seattle, and now Minneapolis, he might be categorized as a vagabond of sorts. He has been so many places and a man of this many mailing addresses, he also performs from many places: His mind, his heart, and belts it all out from deep in his gut.

His new album is the album he’s always wanted to make. One that he choked down and let simmer. For every artist, in any medium, there is that moment where it all comes together and you say “fuck it.” You let rip that guttural scream and lay it all out there on the line. There is no more tip-toeing through the Tulips. There is that thing you need to make, for yourself more than anything. This is Our Science is that album.

Andy seems to know as much about himself as he does about the world around him. His bright mind and visceral heart is ever present whether he is performing with Tegan Quin on Contrails or is forcing an involuntary raising of the arms on Dimitri Mendeleev. This album never gets old, even on repeat, as every track is something a little different than the last, but it all hangs together so well in a Wagnerian manner where the sum of it’s part work in concert to be something greater than itself.


Astronautalis labors in his live shows and sings his lungs out. From the gravelly tone in Holy Water to the melodious nature of Secrets on Our Lips to the rap styling of the title track This is Our Science, you feel he is genuine throughout and taking you on a sonic trip down lonely highways to the next stop, the next gig.

Astronautalis will be in SoCal soon, and for more information on the uber-local show at The Central in Santa Monica on Oct. 12, check out his website. Also like him on Facebook to keep up to date. He is on Twitter, too. Oh, and if you’re one to test drive a car before you buy it, then listen to the new album This is Our Science over at absolutepunk.com in it’s entirety. Support indie hip-hop, because if you like Hearing this kind of fantastic music, someone’s gotta pay for it to keep it coming.

https://www.facebook.com/Astronautalis

http://astronautalis.com/

www.absolutepunk.net/astronautalis

@astronautalis on Twitter


Astronautalis Takes a Moment for an Exclusive Interview with Disarray Magazine Only Days Before The Start of His US Tour

DM: This is Our Science dropped last week and I have to ask: What about this album stands out for you, or is something you’re most proud of?

Astronautalis: I think that I feel like this album has been trapped inside me. Maybe I didn’t have the skill, or the courage, to do it. I feel like I skirted around a lot of these ideas and I never fully committed to them on the previous records. I kind of got to a point where I was like, “fuck it.” This is the record I really wanted to make and I feel like I overcame my own personal fears. Because when you engage, in any medium really, there can be that personal blockage about what people will think and what this record will mean to you and to others. I fell like I pushed through a lot of that and the songs are much more personal and connected to myself and the world at large than the previous records. I am really pretty proud of it.



DM: You’ve seen a bit of success with this one. It tracked at #9 on the iTunes hip-hop chart and at #90 overall. What do you attribute this success with? I know you’ve been a road warrior for some seven years now. Is that the way to get this kind of success in today’s market with no real advertising or promotional market, just hit the road one fan at a time?

Astronautalis: Well, there’s more than one way to skin a cat, for sure, but for us that’s just how it works. I just got into a car with my best friend, who eventually became my manager, and we just did laps around America until we could do laps around Europe and until we could go to Australia, and we just keep doing this. I really pride myself on the quality of my live shows.

Kanye West. So, I feel like I’ve created a small, devoted fan base that like not only what I’m doing artistically, but also with my life and with my business. They appreciate the work I put in to what I do. I feel like people want to support that, which is cool, because I don’t get a lot of advertisement, album reviews, or magazine spreads. I think I’ve earned their support by just grinding it out and making a good product whether it’s on stage, Twitter, or on a record.

DM: With your background, you seem to be a character Mark Twain would have written about; some kind of modern day Tom Sawyer. Your father is a Texas train man with a crooked nose from bar fights, and your mother was a 17 year old runaway Kentucky beauty. You have Uncles that made a living horse gambling, and your have grandparents that were everything from spies to test pilots. Do you draw from that background in your music? There is also some clear education in the arcane references you make in your music that I am sure keep young people busy on one Wiki site or another. This is all part of you, and I know this is a very personal album, but how much does your ancestry or background play a role?


Astronautalis: Well, I am very close with my family. My mother, brothers, and particularly my father, and there has always been a priority on...not “legacy”...but that is essentially what it comes down to. I come from a long line of story tellers who have lived pretty adventurous lives, and my father is a fantastic story teller. Whether it is my family, or family friends, it has always been about judging a person on the life they’ve lived and the stories that get collected throughout that life. That’s always been something that has been hammered in to my brain since I was a little kid. So, I knew all the stories about my grandparents, great-grandparents, and my father and my mother, and those were always important parts of the foundation of the person I wanted to grow up to be. It was always a priority in my life, was to go out, see the world, and gain experience, knowledge, and collect stories. It’s had always been there, and then came the time where it shaped my career, and my art. It was never something I thought about, it was just part of the natural process, the process of my entire life.

DM: What kind of journey are you hoping to take listeners of This is Our Science on? It does jump around a bit in style, sound, content. Is this an album that you just sat down and wrote in a few months, or is the listener following you through years of work, lyrics, and beats?

Astronautalis: These are all songs I have written over the last three years of touring. The first song I started writing for this record was “Midday Moon.” I literally started writing it the last couple days of recording for Pomegranate. I started there, and I started to lay the foundation for the album in my mind. When I make an album I approach it as if I’m writing a paper. There has to be a thesis and an overlying concept to the entire thing. It’s not like I’m making an opera every time, but I have to have a focus. I learned art through academic means. I learned by going to theatre school and I approach things academically, sometimes to a fault. The album does bounce around a bit, it’s a little all over, and has to capture the feelings of the last seven years of my life just traveling all over. It has to encompass how things are different in different places and at different times and how up and down this life can be. You have these really amazing moments, these highs, where you just kill a show, and all of a sudden you’re sitting in the car eating peanut butter and jelly. [This life] is very back and forth and manic. Stylistically I really wanted to achieve that. I have been about trying to stretch this genre as much as I can. With this one I feel like I really pushed it even further.

As far as content and concept, there are a lot of parallels of my life and the lives of my friends, who are discovering their own path through the world. So, I am paralleling that with the lives and the works of the scientists in the age of enlightenment. There are a lot of conclusions that can be drawn between these two things. There are these two groups of people who had an idea of what they wanted to do, but didn’t necessarily have an idea of how to go about getting it. Scientists in that age knew that this world is made up of these incredible elements, but didn’t really know how to go about discovering it. So they proceeded to set themselves on fire, put needles in their eye, eat Plutonium, and huff Carbon Monoxide trying to discover things. That’s just like me and a lot of my friends. We knew we wanted to make careers in art and music, but we didn’t really have a way to go about doing it, except to get in a car, starving yourself, and singing your lungs out until, all of a sudden, people give a damn and you’re on iTunes. The album may be a little all over the place style and content wise, but I think that it always comes back down to the idea of chasing and hunting down a dream and capturing it.

DM: You might be the first person to draw that parallel between indie musicians and age of enlightenment scientists; that’s a safe bet. You mentioned your pride in your live show. What can people coming out to see you expect in a show? From your album I am betting this isn’t just you on a Mac with a couple turn tables.

Astronautalis: Well, for years my show was just me and my iBook. Now, I am touring with a full band. I’ve got a drummer, punk guitar player, and a producer playing, like, an MPC or a drum machine, so it is just fuckin’ loud and it is sweaty. It is very energetic. It feels like church, but with a lot more whiskey.

DM: And I can hear that kind of southern church, delta bluesy kind of vibe. Especially with tracks like Holy Water I can hear that influence. This is a hip-hop album, but what are some of those other influences that give you the sound that you have?

Astronautalis: Well, I grew up in the south and my family is from the south, so that has always been a part of it. My family is NOT religious at all, but I did grow up in the bible belt. That feel has always just been in me, and I knew grew up going to church, and it wasn’t part of my life, but it has always been around. Country and folk have always been there as well. I had the fortune of growing up in the eighties and early nineties when the American indie scene was really exploding. It was also thanks to being a part of the skateboarding community at the time. I would watch skate videos and was taught a diverse spectrum of musical tastes as a result of that. I have always had the fortune of being exposed to music of all kinds, and grew up in a time when it was cool to be into all those different areas fro Leonard Cohen to Wu-Tang.
There is also a lot of really nerdy literature in there, a lot of old dead poets and that sort of thing. I seem to continue to add writers and artists and painters and musicians and architects and scientists to the big cork board in my mind. I add and remove, and add and remove, until I have a gigantic collage that sums up my inspiration for the record.

DM: I see you have some different people on this album. Tegan Quin does a track with you, SIMS of DOOMTREE does a track with you, and POS also of DOOMTREE says a sentence on the album. Is it that the touring/music world, or Minneapolis, is that small that you run into these great artists to work with, or are you reaching out and trying to get these people on an album? How does that work for a guy at your emerging level?

Astronautalis: Well, if you look at the music business as some kind of high school where you have some kind of insane hierarchy, then at certain tiers of success there are certain social circles that you run in and I am between total dirt bag at the bottom of the food chain in some circles, but I have had the luxury to meet some amazingly talented people. The more that you are out there and the more that you tour, the more people you meet. It’s a much smaller business and community than you understand until you get out that and do it. So, in the course of seven years of touring and doing about 1,000 shows I have met a bunch of really awesome musicians. I have met a couple of dickheads, but mostly everyone is pretty fantastic and I have fortunately met a lot of people that are pretty like-minded.

I also think that there is an indie realm, and everyone is approaching it from the same place of passion over product. So, you meet a lot of people that are just down to work on music. It’s not like, “yeah, I wanna work on that music with you. Just have your manager call my manager and we’ll sort it out between the lawyers and we’ll see if we can progress from there.” It’s more like, “cool man, come over to my house tomorrow and we’ll drink some whiskey, we’ll make a song.” I like that a lot better.

DM: Do you think there is room on the billboard charts for you? I know with a track like “Secrets on Our Lips,” it has that pop sound and that possible mass appeal where I could imagine hearing that on the drive home mix on my local radio station. Do you ever think about the “big time” or whether you have a sound that can make it there?

Astronautalis: Well, that is one of the more poppy songs on the record, with “Contrails” and maybe “Measure The Globe” is poppy in a ballad way. I like pop music. Particularly pop-rap music. Most of the indie-rap music I listen to anymore is just my friends. Mumford & Sons, or even the fact that Radiohead can still make their crazy, weird music and it be popular, there is room for everything. It just needs to be presented right and packaged right. That’s one thing you start to learn about the music. It is more about pitching the story to people. Whether I actually ever end up there? That’s something I don’t think about. Well, any artist that tells you they don’t think about how their songs are going to be received...they’re lying. That’s a total lie. Everybody worries. Everybody has that nag in the back of their head. “What are they going to think?” I am definitely very conscious of what I’m thinking. But it’s funny, when I’m picturing things in my brain, like with “Secrets on Our Lips”...it was actually the scariest song on on that record for me. I knew it because it was so fuckin’ pop. I actually thought people would hate it, but it’s been quite the opposite. I really wanted to make something really huge with that classic pop, that key change in the last chorus, I wanted to make that. Those songs move me. Listen to a fuckin’ Killers song. “Mr. Brightside” is a great song. It’s super poppy, sort of hokey in it’s own right, but I still get excited. There are certain elements of pop that are super cheesy, but there is still the capability to move people. Like listening to the first to Apex Twins records moved me when I heard them. They moved me in a different direction, but they moved me in the same way. I don’t know if it will ever translate to pop success for me, but experimenting with pop is a natural progression. If I keep making weird records forever than I will just be that guy that makes weird records. I want to make interesting records, weird records, records that make people cry, or records that make people wanna drive really fast and smash bottles over their heads. If it lands me on the pop charts, dope, I hope I can still go to the grocery store. But if I just keep making records and people keep coming to shows then that’s what it is for me.

DM: With the interesting path you’ve taken and where you are now, is there any advice you can give to musicians, artists, or anyone with a creative career in mind?

Astronautalis: More important than anything, you’d better really fucking love doing it. Because it may never reward you financially, and it may never reward you emotionally, it may never reward you at all. I’ve worked in construction, washing dishes, in offices, teaching kids, and this is the hardest job I’ve ever had because this is the job that really matter to me. So, when the failures happen, they’re like daggers, and the success are the greatest drug in the world. You may never have “success.” I never had real “success” for several years. Maybe it was minuscule, dust speck victories, but if you don’t truly love doing it just for the sake of doing it, you won’t put in the work. There is no advice I can give you if this doesn’t really matter to you. It doesn’t matter how you set up your Facebook page, who you get in front of, or what label hears your demo, because if you don’t love doing this then you’ll never survive the 19 dark alleys you need to go through to find 1 that has a light at the end of it. No matter what level of success you’re at, it’s the same for everybody. The people out doing stuff, achieving stuff, are the ones that are always looking for more, better, and striving for it. It’s because they fucking love the job. If you don’t love it, then just don’t fucking do it.



About the Author

Wesley Bauman, author of Doggy Paddling in the Deep End, is a writer/photojournalist originally from Oregon who makes his home in Ventura, CA. He's contributed to the VCReporter and maintains an active blog (http://projectpoppycock.com/) where he writes on political and social satire regularly. Follow Wesley on Twitter @myownfalseidol

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

The California Beer Festival Leaves Smiles, Suds and Half-Eaten Pretzel Necklaces in Its Wake


Project: Poppyc**k Editor’s Note

As the personal assistant/de facto editor of Mr. Wesley Bauman’s professional blog, I have been charged with the necessary task of prefacing this article with the following statement. Due to a complicated and overly exaggerated charge of “crude treatment of the elderly,” amongst others, (a charge this editor believes is in fact a fabricated one), Mr. Bauman is unable to write this article himself. With the looming deadline and a need to express the events of the California Beer Festival, the task of organizing the chicken-scratch notes and audio recorded ravings in to some semblance of literature that could pass for journalism, has fallen at my feet.
In my years of service to Mr. Bauman, I can safely describe his behavior as avant garde and eccentric, but his dedication to the story no matter what state of mind or level of intoxication, he has found himself in has always prevailed. Given his uncompromising manner of pseudo-professionalism and a knack for delivering a sardonic social criticism, Mr. Bauman has always performed his duties at the highest possible level given the crushing pressure of editorial approval and looming deadlines that never seem to be far enough out in to the future for his liking.
Though his legal council has advised against this article, and to a greater extent this preface, Mr. Bauman would like to make it clear that the events of the evening in question have no root in his being a beer judge during the festival at Mission Park in Ventura, Calif. Furthermore, against advice, he would like to say that the clown had it coming with such poor balloon-based facsimiles of wild animals and the elderly man later in that night was, in fact, not a weeble-wobble and his assertion of such is what led to his being shoved from his walker. Also, that no barnyard animals were actually hurt, though their pride after being tipped or kicked, was not of his concern. It is not his fault, or responsibility, if the fragile self-confidence of a dairy cow can be toppled as easily as the unconscious body of said animal.
As I looked over the notes taken by Mr. Bauman, and after an extended phone call to him in county jail awaiting his hearing later this week, I did my best to piece together the events of the festival and his impressions of the day. There will be large gaps where literary liberties are taken by myself, but it is in the best interest of the story and with the highest regard for Wesley’s usual standard of excellence. Though some facts have been omitted for either protection of the innocent or simply because of large gaps in his note taking and audio dictation, this is the best approximation this office can assemble for the purpose of meeting Mr. Bauman’s deadline with his Disarray Magazine editor, Christy Buena. As soon as bail is set, Mr. Bauman will be available for interviews, but any questions as the events of the evening or how he came in to the possession of the 923 tapioca snack packs is completely off limits, as was his intentions with such a supply of pudding and the women with whom he was driving. 
Thank you for reading this article and I hope we have done our best to alleviate any concerns for the safety and well-being of Mr. Bauman. I also personally hope that I have done justice to his experiences at what I’m sure was his favorite California Beer Festival to date.

From the Editor’s Desk at Project: Poppyc**k
Sincerely,

Scott E. Moffett


I arose at 10am in eager anticipation of the responsibility charged to me on this glorious and wonderful day of our Lord, September seventeenth, two-thousand and eleven. Noon was my time of arrival at the vendor gate entrance at Mission Park. Though I had to traverse blocks to find my rightful entrance after vague emails from the organizers and a security force that could have occupied Havana despite not knowing my rightful place at the top of the social pecking order of pyramid topping beer judge, I finally found my way in to what some may call a hastily thrown together, and temporary respite from the desires of thirst for brewed nectar. This place was well-designed and laid out to make for easy line-jumping from one beer vendor to another. Pock-marking this gauntlet of pressurized taps and tent poles were purveyors of everything from BBQ to fine cuisine on the day to help in the saturation of the palate’s senses. This was to be a fine day, once the clouds broke just before 1pm, but my home was to be an elevated stage backed by a sign declaring “Beer Judging In Progress.” Serious business was to be conducted on this stage, unlike everywhere else on the grounds where frivolity, fun, and copious consumption of brew held sway.


At just after one, I met my fellow judges and took my place at the table, a rickety folding chair at the far left end in the shade. Heat was to be my enemy as I drank, and I could not allow for my strength to be sapped by the wicked lashes of UV rays; my fair Oregonian-bred skin could not stand up to the battle despite SPF30 protection. It was a simple enough task in theory: rate each beer in a variety of categories and total up the score. Keeping in mind the particular brewing style; be it Red, Blonde, Porter, IPA, or Pale; judge it on merit and assign an arbitrary numerical value. Categories of aroma, appearance, mouthfeel, flavor, overall impression, you were to score it objectively and move on to the next brew.

Once looking over the paper work I had to realign my own personal feelings. As a man of Oregon, Wisconsin, and Alaskan mailing addresses in my few years of beer buying legality, I had to separate my own feelings on beer preferences and judge these beers based on what they were. A task many would envy, but once you find yourself set against a gauntlet of beer spanning the brewing spectrum, and needing to judge them blind to their brewhouse sources, it becomes a harrowing task of not only being beer “judge,” but due to government cutbacks, you are now jury and executioner, too. My mind ran with fears and thoughts as I was told that we were looking at approximately 30 beers to judge. Would I have the fortitude to last the full day? Would I be able to maintain my faculties long enough to objectively judge each beer? Is any man REALLY prepared for an ugly thing like taking the chance of declaring a “big beer” company winner over all those breweries he knows and loves? Could he handle the shame of electing “Stella Artois” king above all others? Would I get bathroom breaks?

As we tucked in, filled out our names on sheets, and began the first pour I knew I was out of my depths. As a neo-casual/borderline alcoholic beer aficionado, I have always had a taste for beer since my years in Wisconsin. Since then I criss-crossed the tundra of Alaska and the damp streets of Portland slaking my thirst for something niche, creative, and all-around unique on my quest to consume anything within arms reach of a good bartender with a clean pint glass. On this day though, every brew worth drinking was delivered to me in glistening pitchers, sweating in the noonday sun like an immigrant farmhand on it’s way down my gullet.

Reds, Blondes, IPA’s, Pales, Stouts, Lagers, Ales, Double Dark, English Light, Whites, Hefs, Belgian, American, Irish...Every seat in the UN and every hair color and brewing style was represented. It was a gauntlet of swirl, watch, smell, swirl, smell, drink, swish, hold, swallow, wait, swirl, smell, smell, drink, wait, drink, wait, “pour me a little more,” swirl, watch, smell, drink, wait, drink, judge, and drink. Each beer getting as much attention as the last. Each marked with a scarlet number in each category and each one downed to the delight of my belly, and to much malign from my brain. We’re not even ten brews in and already my gums go numb and my sharp mind goes for a leisurely stroll down a winding road to nowhere in particular. My responsibilities and the seriousness of the other men on the stage keep me in check and stop the giggles and the crazed smile of Templeton at closing time from creeping across my face.

Dan, two seats down is the President of VIBE I believe, an independent brewers club in Ventura that makes my expertise look like something on par with doting mastery of my “times tables” to an astrophysicist. Chris, furthest from me, maintain a beer blog...a blog that is ONLY about beer. How is a strictly double-A ball player like myself supposed to get a hit off a Cy Young pitcher like him? The man next to me, whose name escapes me, is three times my size and looks as if he’s drank more beer than I can hope to consume in the next twenty years. With fellow judges of this caliber I must keep my composure. I must pace myself and keep the urge to start chugging pitchers double-fisted from taking over the more sensible, though quickly fleeting, part of my brain.

As we proceed down the line of ever appearing beers, a line of five pitchers that is replenished by a busty woman of diminutive stature every time we near the end, I suppress my desires to just relax and drink as I am want to do. We are here to do a job, and I’ll be damned if I bock at the first real chance I have to acquire a beer snobbery resume. We literally pour though beer after beer and as time goes on my notes are fewer and my handwriting turns to scratch as I wave the white flag at categorical notes all together, instead going with numbers alone. The math for totaling the score for each beer is now a double and triple check affair at the halfway mark, and after a fine Pale Ale I take my second bathroom break of many. There is no end in sight, but the waves of “buzz” keep me from being too concerned with the time or that I’m giving “it” a few extra shakes for good measure in the stall of the Knights of Columbus men’s room before returning to my post.

Music! Yes, I have forgotten the music. Our judges table, fit snuggly in the shade of a retaining wall/wooden fence reinforced with plywood, is seated right next to a high and mighty stage. A fine blues/rock band started the day, but at this hour a fine little band from Seattle now graces the stage. Tunes and well-crafted melodies pierce the air and overpower the growing buzz and stuffiness of my mind. These guys are good. What is their name? You didn’t catch it either? To hell with it, I like them and they should change their name to Anonymous, it suits them, being that they are from the great NW and that puddle-ridden town of Seattle; I do love that Pike’s Market though!

We press on through the line of pitchers dripping with condensation as people approach the table non-stop and ask us what we are doing. Never mind the 8X5-foot sign clearly declaring “Beer Judging in Progress,” I’m more than happy to inform you as you ask. This is serious work going on here. Yes, it IS a tough job (feigned chuckle after the tenth time you hear it from such a comedic and original genius). No, I did not have to blow anyone to get this job. Why do you ask? Yes, put a sign behind anyone on a stage and put beer in front of them, and inquiring minds want to know. No, I can’t tell you who has the best beer. Well, because it is a blind tasting to avoid favoritism. Well, someone here is a good Pale Ale, and someone here has a very fine chipotle/peach Porter, so go find it and tell ‘em Wes sent ya. Cheers! Prost! Yes, good day to you too, sir!

As we near the end of the line of pitchers, the beginning has become a blur. How long have I been sitting here? Was the drumroll on the fourth IPA of the day really necessary? When did I eat last? How many S’s are in my name? No bother, they’ll get what I’m trying to write. From Porters that poured like motor oil to English Lagers so light you needed to trap them in your glass for fear they’d float away, we’ve rocked them all. I am elated, much to my shock, to hear we are tasting the last beer, and I can’t wait to be done, if only to mingle with the rest of the beer community. To be out amongst the people whose interests I hope I am fairly representing. I am obviously the “every man” beer drinker representing the people, and I hope I have channeled their voice in the most honest and pseudo-upstanding manner possible. I almost feel like an elected official leaving office as we judges pose for pictures and leave our post. I step off the stage, and before I go to the K of C restroom one last time, I can feel the auspicious nature of my two and a half hours as a rarified beer judge fall away. It was nice while it lasted, but now to rub elbows with the common folk once more. I am a man of the people after all, but I’ll be damned if I don’t take advantage of indoor plumbing with my all-access wristband. I have my limits.

My desire for total coverage has fallen away at this late hour of the event. Yes, I’ll take a Boddington’s to clear the palate. Sure, I’ll grab some Anacapa Amber something or other. Chatting with friends of a friend. Regaling them with tales of good beer and blind judging. Twenty-five beers. Hand-delivered. No lines. Yes, it was “pretty cool.”

On to another line before meeting back up outside the port-a-johns. I’ll take your picture, sure. I need a shot for the article anyway. Beer on a laniard: Is there a better idea? I think not. Music. Hordes of people relaxing, meandering, dancing, laughing in the afternoon sun. Take a picture. 3,993 people I hear. Palindromes are funny. Irish Red Ale. Random thought: Is there a tougher people than the Irish? Only they would call the struggles of hundreds of years of battling and war “The Troubles.”

Looking at the Borderlands booth. Or is it Borderjumpers? Can’t remember. Though, it is Border-something. One of those is less offensive than the other. I hope they chose wisely. Those beer girls are serving in cowboy boots, hats, bikini tops, and Daisie Dukes...that would definitely be the fan vote if there was one...anything served with a busty bikini top is usually going to win. Sex sells, Gwen. Sex sells.

More gracious hosts at Tap It. They drove their firetruck-esque beer wagon in and they’ve gone all out with even a soap-sud dispensing spout to cover those in line with. Drop the house lights, get your glow sticks and put on some techno, we’re serving beer. Surely a fan favorite for showmanship, but best beer has yet to be proven. It’s all in branding, we know that. Showmanship can only take you so far. I hope they can back it up. I never find out though, line is too long for my drunken mind. Move on, I say.


Ah, more photos. Some overalls for coverage. Running in to familiar faces. Lounging under this giant damned tree in the park on swank furniture. What kind of tree is this? A shady one. A moment’s reprieve from the harrowing, tough times of waiting in line. Need to get it right. Pace yourself. The only way to always have beer is to pace yourself. An empty glass on the end of a laniard is a sad one. Grab a brew from one tent and immediately get in line at another. Sip away until you are next and then down it before rinsing out your glass and getting it filled in abundance. Repeat. A sure fire way to keep the good times rolling between stops at the john and head-bobbing to music in the sun while eating some BBQ.


The day is near an end. Nearly, but I would not stay to see it. I was there for the beginning, but the end was not for me. Time to beat the traffic and get some food in the belly. No worries, designated driver leads the way; safer than sorry, after all. The sandy, sunny SoCal beach is calling my name. Let’s get some In N Out and take her by storm. Watch out for the broken glass and the lounging homeless. Though you might be equally drunk, getting caught in a conversation with the deranged may upset them. I am the deranged in this scenario.

Filled to the brim with God’s nectar I cannot help but wonder why California is not more highly regarded for the craft beer she sports. Wine country? Nonsense. Wine is just grapes. That is all, but beer is too fluid, metaphorically. There is so much that can be done. From taking a flyer on honey and avocado to mixing peaches with chipotles, or just sticking with barely, hops, and water; you cannot find an end to the maze of possibilities. Maybe that is what I found in my never-ending gauntlet of pitchers: a never ending quest to seek out the end of the possibilities. A search worth the length of my life, at the cost of my waistline. An everlasting search for all that is good tasting and creative. A testament to man’s brewing ingenuity. My trip was a genuine one, as I hope yours was. Quest for the greatest beer ever, and if you fall short, then at least you have failed through pint after pint of success, my fellow hopheads. Prost from me to you, and until next year California Beer Festival, where I will most certainly continue my journey. Indeed.


All photos by Wesley Bauman 



About the Author

Wesley Bauman, author of Doggy Paddling in the Deep End, is a writer/photojournalist originally from Oregon who makes his home in Ventura, CA. He's contributed to the VCReporter and maintains an active blog (http://projectpoppycock.com/) where he writes on political and social satire regularly. Follow Wesley on Twitter @myownfalseidol

Sunday, September 18, 2011

Live Review: L.A. Times | Food & Wine's The TASTE - Hollywood


The Los Angeles Times | Food and Wine's, “The Taste” event kicked off in various parts of L.A. including Beverly Hills, Hollywood and Downtown. The Labor Day weekend event featured four days, three locations and 9 events all consisting of various restaurants, wineries and breweries from all over southern California. Attendees spent $150 per location and enjoyed four hours of unlimited food and wine tastings.

The main difference between this year’s event and last year’s were the locations spread across the city and the lack of live musical entertainment. Our favorite location, however, was the Hollywood tastings held on the Paramount Studios back lot among the brown stone facades and NY streets. We watched live cooking demonstrations, tasted everything from vodka, tequila, red and white wines, along with a variety of foods.

Don’t worry. In case you missed out on the delicious event, we documented it for you.

Hollywood - STREET EATS – Paramount Back Lot


Paramount Studios back lot entrance

We tasted Palate Food + Wine’s lamb flatbread pizza with pistachios and immediately went back for seconds. You know the food is great when the chef himself describes it as, “stoner food,” because it was without a doubt satisfying, flavorful and could definitely satisfy anybody’s “munchies.”



http://palatefoodwine.com/

http://palatefoodwine.com/

http://www.pitfirepizza.com/

http://jitladala.com/


Our favorite cooking demonstration came from Fabio Viviani, who taught us how to cook pork bellly. Viviani's tutorial was like stand-up comedy combined with your typical “how-to” cooking show. He told the audience, “A lot of you like to stare at the oven, sometimes opening it every few minutes. Do not do that. The pork belly doesn’t like it and is sensitive. Leave it alone for three hours at 345 degrees and go on with your life.”

Fabio Viviani

Fabio Viviani
Were there drinks? Oh yes. Copious amounts of alcohol ranging from Absolut Vodka, Coppola Wines, Hornitos Tequila, among others were available for attendees to take. We loved how all the vendors helped create a fun party vibe.





Hornitos Bloody Mary's
Hornitos Girls

All photos by Markus Alexander 

For more photos of Hollywood and Beverly Hills, see below:


We highly recommend you attend the next event as you get an unlimited amount of food and wine tastings. Also, kids are free with each ticket purchase!

See last year's coverage:
Live Review: Food and Wine's Taste of Beverly Hills "Date Night"

For more information, make sure to follow:
http://www.facebook.com/TheTasteLA



About the Author

Formerly an editor and writer at Citysearch, The Examiner, LA Youth Newspaper and proofreader at The Los Angeles Daily News, Christy Buena decided to start Disarray Magazine because she missed writing what she wanted. From hiring writers, to contacting publicists and making assignments, Christy is responsible for the editorial strategy of Disarray Magazine.

Questions, comments or suggestions?

Contact Christy@disarraymagazine.com
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Thursday, September 15, 2011

Live Review: World Class Youth Fashion Show Fights Human Trafficking


Kids Who Draw partnered up with World Class Youth for The Red Light on Traffic, a fashion show fundraiser to help fight human trafficking. $900 was made from the event, and the funds went to Stop Child Trafficking Now, an organization that strives to eliminate child trafficking. The show was held at the OC Mart Mix on August 23rd.

Photo credit: Bambi Nguyen

Besides the earthy atmosphere of the fashion show, what caught our eyes were the signs that contained trafficking statistics. One sign read: “1 million children are exploited by the global commercial sex trade every year -The Facts About Child Tourism: 2005.”

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Kids Who Draw focus on different causes each month through music, fashion, film, and other art industries. To name a few, some of the causes they’ve tackled include the awareness of child autism and CHOC Hospital. Allison Nguyen, president of Kids Who Draw, was fixated on human trafficking when a friend of hers told her about the containment of children in Thai brothels. It is a cause close to her heart, considering that she is going to be a mother soon.

“It’s really heart breaking, and I would never want that for my kids,” Nguyen said. “It kind of hit home for me, thinking of it in that sense.”

Nguyen then wanted to work with Analyssa Benedict, CEO and founder of World Class Youth.

“The only reason why I’m doing this is because of Kids Who Draw,” said Benedict. “World Class Youth is working in hand with them to raise this money towards a good cause.”

The fashion show was comprised of 11 production members, 13 models, 10 dressers, 6 Makeup and Hair Artists, 2 Camera Crews, and 5 Photographers. The models, who were scouted by World Class Youth, were thrilled at the opportunity to walk down the runway. Some were nervous for their debut.

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“I thought it was fun--it was a really good experience for me,” said Taylor, runway model for World Class Youth. “I was really nervous and didn’t know what to expect because it is my first show, and I was hoping I wouldn’t fall or anything. At the end I was just happy. I was like ‘Oh my gosh, I did it!’”

Disarray Magazine was seated across from Forever 21 and between H&M and The Penelope Times. Our VIP goodie bags included products from Philosophy, NYX, 5 Hour Energy, Lisa Michelle, Activate, and more.
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Designs on the runway were by Daisy Gonzalez and Lisa Michelle. What first sparked Gonzalez’s collection was blue and gold baroque fabric. She then added a feminine touch with sheer fabric, and her flow-y pieces took part in that, too. Michelle’s collection was inspired by the 1920’s, which is seen in her head pieces sewn with art-deco-inspired beading. Their seemingly fashionable guests were impressed by the designs.
“I liked the camp-y look and the elegant look and everything mixed together,” said Chanelle Laurence from The Penelope Times. “There was some 90’s inspiration with the floral and silhouettes, and I really enjoyed that, too.”
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The event was clearly a success. Benedict said that it was a non-profit production; everyone at the event is a volunteer. The only form of compensation that the models are receiving are additions to their portfolios, and the rest of the volunteers gained additional experience in their resumes.

“We had a bit of stumbling. A few things were forgotten here and there,” Benedict said. “In the end, it was a success. We all worked hard on getting the designs out there and the girls out there shining. All in all, we’re here for support.”
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About the Author

Mory Men is currently studying Literary Journalism and Digital Arts at the University of California, Irvine. She produced the Pacific Gateway Workforce Investment Network’s “Changing Lives” series and blogged for UCI’s Fashion Interest Group. Aside from writing and website designing,she enjoys going to concerts, shopping, and reading fashion blogs.